Let’s get this straight: VERY FEW forces on earth can wake me up early.

One of them is lovesickness.
And I suppose this makes the second: 6 hours of straight crying from a baby something. In this case, a 2 month old puppy.

A few things.

1. Don’t get a puppy for Christmas. And especially don’t give YOURSELF a puppy for Christmas.
2. The bloody thing is cute, but you need to train it. Don’t spoil the puppy and expect to be able to train it, without serious effort, later.
3. Don’t get caught red-handed by your landlord with the puppy you weren’t suppose to keep in your apartment.
4. Finally, don’t burden someone you know into adopting the puppy you spoiled to hell because YOU WERE IRRESPONSIBLE. 

Okay? Got it? This is in the book of human decency. You just don’t do this. If you do, you’re a bitch. And if you disagree with these four heuristics, we can’t be friends.

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Also, I hear dog is tasty.

Just kidding.

:(